There are several ways to kill a website just like there are several ways to skin a cat. Basically it’s easy, the first thing you have to do is get up the courage to do it, which I think is not very easy. The faint of heart could never do such a thing, which is why they end up in the sewer. They don’t know enough. No, most likely they do not have enough courage.

Your first kill is exhilarating, it would be like an addiction, you always want more. Bring up the subject of morality, the name of the game is SURVIVAL. The online world is cruel, it’s a jungle! All kinds of crime abounds in the online world, from simple theft to house burglaries and, ultimately, murder. Nobody gets caught because the culprits know how to cover their tracks, they are experts and they are proud of it.

Here are some of the things you can do to remove YOUR website:

1. Subscribe to Link Farms and web rings, submit your site for free for all websites, link to banned websites. A decent SEO analyst knows that linking to bad sites like link farms, web rings, and free-for-all websites is very bad and could literally mean the death of your website. So there you have it, a very easy way to delete a website.

2. Give away one-way external links. You feel generous, with a PageRank of 8, why not? So you yell at everyone online that you are giving free to all one-way external links without “nofollow”. As the news spreads, hundreds and maybe thousands will come to you asking for links, give them links, show them how generous you are. Death by hemorrhage, certain death. Before you know it, you’ll need a transfusion with all the PageRank bleeding you’re having. Will you go with a transfusion? No, just give it all away and before you know it, another website dies.

3. Don’t update, don’t send, don’t do anything. Let your website be, let it be a sitting duck, just another website. It’s a slow process, the first thing you’ll lose is your visitors, then your ranking, before you know it, you’ll be nobody, a non-entity. It may not be death, but it is a fate worse than death itself.

There you have it folks, three certified ways to take down your website. It doesn’t matter if you’ve spent countless sleepless nights thinking about what to write or if you’ve spent hundreds and even thousands of dollars on hosting and advertising, it’s your money to burn. If you want to go on a killing spree, build more websites, optimize them, spend money on them, and then kill them.

For those who love their websites, take care of them and never do any of the above.