I hate to crash the party.
But I’ll tell you so you know
This is not the time to dabble
Toxic shellfish warning in place
Yeah I know it ain’t right
And I know that seafood has always
has been your favorite food
But isn’t it better to be safe than sorry?
Somebody told me that little Johnny Brown
was found less than a mile from the city
Close to Spider Cove and Kittery Bay
The squids got him
He had squids hanging from his ears.
And octopuses on her face
And did you hear about Katie Sperry?
They found her near the Winston Ferry.
They said the minnows got her this time
Yes, they were a cranky school of fish.
But I don’t want to scare you
you know i never did
But I want you to think twice
Picking up his fork and spoon
it shouldn’t be so easy anymore
Fresh fish seems to be the answer.
And you can buy them within walking distance of the pike
Heard old man Jefferson’s got a whole shipment of fresh caviar.
it’s the orange type
They’re the ones you like to spread on your buttermilk toast.
So don’t hang your head and moan
Of course everything could be better.
But sometimes patience is a virtue.
And you know there are still plenty of healthy fish swimming around
in the Ivory Sea
Also, counting your blessings is never a good thing to do.
It is a bad omen and this would not be a positive sign for you.
It would certainly be better for you to take a cautious path.
Just remember that greedy scallops can be found almost everywhere.
In fact, just a month ago, Susie Hyde found one sleeping in her lap.
But good news has been reported almost every day.
A small batch of crayfish have reportedly been caught
with their antennae down
Vital information was obtained and some scientists
believes that in a few months it may no longer be dangerous
go swimming after dark
So polish your wetsuit if you must
but keep your swimsuit handy
It will still be useful to go to the chapel.
But keep your mind clear
I believe that with the continued development
doomsday will be a moment of tremendous pleasure
The red tide will begin to have a domino effect
And in his wake, everyone will say a prayer, sing a melody,
and start listening to the songs of Brian Wilson